Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. Banta: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new Santa: Miss, Did u
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” LIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of
Granny’s Advice . . … Yes, some grandmothers certainly had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!! One grandmother once lectured her grandson about her practical knowledge: “For better digestion, I drink beer, For loss of appetite I drink white wine, With low blood pressure I drink red wine, With high blood pressure I drink
If dogs worked in offices… Whoever put this together not only loves animals but definitely works in an office! Secretary Smile – life is too short not to!! If this brightened your day Don’t let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer Have a GREAT Day!!!
Here is a very apt analysis of why everyone wants to become a Govt Employee ! So typical of the attitude of our Babus The Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist,
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it ? … Scroll down , , , Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
A very apt description of INDIA, presently New Greetings from India . May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and May your joy spread in your heart like Corruption spreads in India …!!! Congress is fulfilling its promise, When they said: GDP will rise this year. The
Let me tell you about my doctor. He’s very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He’ll go out and come in again. ~~~~~ He treated a woman for yellow jaundice for three years Before he realized she was Chinese. ~~~~~ Another time, he gave a patient six months to
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission! on into it . What happened
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
Guess the profession of the fellow Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses,TAG- Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets
This is a conversation that took place between a hostel boy ( Y ) and a Marketing guy ( X ) : X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y:
