August 25, 2012 Collection of Santa Jokes – Funny Short Jokes Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. Banta: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”. Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame? Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ” Air hostess said: “B silent.” Santa: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay” Banta got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Banta replied: “I Mr. YOU” !!. After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: “Oye, Torch is okay” Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Comments comments Share on Facebook Share Share on Twitter Tweet Share on Google Plus Share Share on Pinterest Share Share on Linkedin Share Share on Digg Share Related posts: Guess the profession of the fellow MONKEY IN THE PLANE | Hilarious Jokes| Must Read The Maid Did IT – Wrong Call Me and My Boss | Jokes on Software Engineers Marketing Concepts Are Clearer now | Too Funny LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages Tags:FUN, Jokes Related Posts Nice funny interview – interview funny quotes A very apt description of INDIA | Funny Messages Unlimited Fun With Pictures….!!!!!!! About The Author Venkat Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.