May 16, 2013 Funny Meanings | Nice Definitions These fit so well, that they should be in a dictionary. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. And MY Personal Favorite! WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. Comments comments Share on Facebook Share Share on Twitter Tweet Share on Google Plus Share Share on Pinterest Share Share on Linkedin Share Share on Digg Share Related posts: Guess the profession of the fellow MONKEY IN THE PLANE | Hilarious Jokes| Must Read Me and My Boss | Jokes on Software Engineers Doubt about Mahabharata — Funny One Collection of Santa Jokes – Funny Short Jokes LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages Tags:FUN, Jokes Related Posts LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages It Happens only in India | Incredible India! | Funny Pictures Wife and Husband Funny Conversation About The Author Venkat Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.