How to impress men and Women – Funny jokes on girls

* TO IMPRESS A WOMAN *

Compliment her,

Respect her,

Honor her,

Cuddle her,

Caress her,

Love her,

Comfort her,

Protect her,

Hold her,

Spend money on her,

Wine and dine with her,

Buy things for her,

Listen to her,

Care for her,

Stand by her,

Support her,

Hold her,

Go to the ends of the
Earth for her.

BUT

* HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN *

*JUST SMILE ONCE AND HE’S YOURS*
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An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All of the females in the class wrote: “A woman : without her, man is nothing.”

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