A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. He got mineral water and Mother Teresa. . .
When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful life than men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because women don’t have wives!” . . . . . . . . . . .
When a married man replies; “I’ll think about it.” — What he really means is that he hasn’t asked his wife for permission yet! . .