Category: Fun Messages

Sardar Mystery story

Santa happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. When Santa’s turn came after many attempts by others. Santa’s story was of just one sentence which read “Oh god, my wife

Poor book keeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify

An insect falls into a mug of beer… | Funny Messages

An insect falls into a mug of beer… African:Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese:Eats the insect and throws the beer away Japanese:Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani:Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to

Never sad there are even worst than this…

A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling

Some rules cannot followed | Humor Messages daily

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office. ” What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy. “John ,” the new guy replied. She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you

Lipstick Problem | Funny Messages on Girl Students

In a certain private school in Sydney, a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the

Once upon a time in MNC – Jokes on trainee and manager

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to ?” “No” replied

Elephant – 5 Bananas – Funny messages for kids

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why? Because the bananas are made of plastic. Next…Q The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why? Because the elephant is made of plastic. Hahhaa…never give up…one more.. Now, Both the

Hare &Tortoise – Moral Story 2 – Stories for kids & children

HARE & TORTOISE-II. ONCE HARE & TORTOISE WERE COMPETING FOR C.E.T. EXAM. WHEN THE EXAM RESULTS WERE ANNOUNCED, HARE GOT 84.99% AND TORTOISE ENDED UP WITH 60%. BOTH APPLIED FOR B.E. WITH A REPUTED ENGINEERING COLLEGE. THE ADMISSION CLOSED WITH CUT-OFF MARKS AT 85% IN THAT COLLEGE. THE UNFORTUNATE HARE DIDN’T GET ADMISSION, BUT THE

How to impress men and Women – Funny jokes on girls

* TO IMPRESS A WOMAN * Compliment her, Respect her, Honor her, Cuddle her, Caress her, Love her, Comfort her, Protect her, Hold her, Spend money on her, Wine and dine with her, Buy things for her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her, Support her, Hold her, Go to the ends of

Why India lost World cup final 2003? – Funny cricket Messages

cricket 2003 Why India lost World cup final 2003 ????????? ***********Very serious matter ********** Reason: Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the 2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer….. The teams that qualified for the super six

Just for Fun – Humor messages for time pass

Just for fun Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: ” God, When shall I see The defeat of Bush? ” God replies:” Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.” Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away. Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: ” God, when shall I see