Category: Fun Messages

Just for Fun – Humor messages for time pass

Just for fun Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: ” God, When shall I see The defeat of Bush? ” God replies:” Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.” Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away. Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: ” God, when shall I see

Very very interesting notepad. Fun with Notepad

Very very interesting notepad…dont miss it First copy the below para into NOTEPAD and then set the font to Wingdings and font style to regular and size to 78…..then u will feel!!!…!!!!!. ­ What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes India’s Prime Minister: 1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai… 2. National

Can u answer this Questions?? – Brilliant questions and answers

Below are four (4 ) questions . You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are…. Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer:

First-year students at Veterinary school – Nice Teaching

First-year students at Veterinary school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ‘In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first

Doubt about Mahabharata — Funny One

In a remote village of India, once masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it. Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First

Nice Funny Puzzle – Try to crack it

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the

Nice Funny Interview – Read It Completely

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admissi! on into it . What happened

The Boss & The Employee | Jokes on Boss

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week. ” she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.” The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak

Me and My Boss | Jokes on Software Engineers

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss

The Maid Did IT – Wrong Call

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have a maid,” says the man. The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the woman of the house.” The man says, “Well, this is her husband. Is she

Three Contractors – English /German/Indian Contractors

  Three contractors . . . one from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it. The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a

LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages

May be Two years back…. one of the prestigious schools in Chennai where all felt admission was not possible!!! To get UKG admission for my friend’s daughter I too went there.  For that admission my friend had studied a lot than his daughter. The child could not understand why they have bought her there.  Principal

Funny & Comedy World Records

widest mouth – Francisco Domingo Joaquim World’s Biggest Eyes – Kim Goodman World’s Biggest Hand Palms – Leonid Ivanovych Stadnyk World’s Biggest Head – Andre The Giant World’s Longest Ear Hair – Radhakant Bajpai, India World’s Longest Ears World’s Longest Eyebrow – Leonard Traenkenschuh World’s Longest Fingernails – Lee Redmond World’s Longest Hair – Chenq

Marketing Concepts Are Clearer now | Too Funny

::: Marketing Concepts Are Clearer now ::: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up

Cool And Funny Pictures……..!!!!

We all obviously need others to look up to, and be inspirational to us. Ford did a great job as far as putting the presidency back where it belonged, getting the trust back after Nixon. And President Reagan has been one of the most influential presidents. The leaders who we admire who have been able