Human Brain Analysis–Man vs. Woman 1. MULTI-TASKING Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they
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A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. He got mineral water and Mother Teresa. . . There are three kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened! . . .
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.Officer: ‘When the plane took off
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting… On a Saturday morning… after breakfast… Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his Mother in the doctor’s office.He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.”With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She answered, “He sure is.”Then the little boy, with a puzzled look,
THERE IS SOMEBODY UNDER MY BED ! EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going
Excellent Painting , Looks Real !! 3D Art! The Lakes of Mount Kelimutu, Indonesia are considered to be the resting place for departed souls, the lakes are locally referred to as “the lake of evil spirits”. All 3lakes change colors from blue to green to black or red unpredictably Molokini Crater, Hawaii, USA. Enchanted Forest,
Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!! Define Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick,
A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest. Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai. Mere jute 1500 ke hain. Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli…. 20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai. Girl:
Funny Love Cartoon Joke ***** He : You can sleep in my heart She : Will it take on my weight?