Poor book keeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten
million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an
occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was
assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and
never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to shake down the
book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his
attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the book-keeper: “Where is the $10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?” The attorney, using sign language, asks the
book-keeper where the money is hidden. The book-keeper signs back: “I
don’t know what you are talking about.”

The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re
talking about.” That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it
to the book-keeper’s temple, cocks it up and says: “Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t
tell him!” The book-keeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in

The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”

The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the

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