Joke on wife and mother: The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing
Telugu Status Family Jokes: My wife’s like a Toyota; when she starts, she never stops. Went shopping with my other half earlier and she went to try some dresses on and wanted my opinion “Do I look good in this one?” She asked “Nope” “This one?” “Nope” and so I went on for half an
I am not sad for being single. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Rather i’m sad for the girl who is single b’coz of me.. 😛
*ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴇxᴀᴍs ?* *ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟs ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴠɪɢɪʟᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ 4 ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪᴛ…😳😜* ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀsᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢʀᴀᴘʜ ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ…😧 😁😁 ᴡʜᴇɴ
ఓసి నీ ఫేస్బుక్ పిచ్చి తగలెయ్యా.. వాకిట్లో ముగ్గుకి లైక్, కామెంట్, షేర్ ఏంటే!. Facebook addiction jokes to share in whatsapp.
Why sum boys hold hands… Some boys hold their girl friends’s hand in Malls.. B’coz, if they leave her hand she’ll start shopping.. It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC..!! 😀 •
Read Must 😀 . New Teacher – Students tell your names and hobbies……?? . Boys – I’m Amit , My hobbyis watching Bubble. . . . I’m “vicky”:- My hobby is watching Bubble 😀 . . . I’m “Manish” :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I’m “Anshul” :- My hobby is also watching
Teacher: Water ka formula batao Student: H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+NaOH+ HNO3+H2SO4+HCl+CO2 Teacher: Ye kya hai? Student: Sir ye Municipality ka pani hai..! 🙂 🙂
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her She types “BRAIN” as password Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age” Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
New Style Of Break- Up !! 😛 A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf… Girl Yelled “What Was That For”.. :O :O .. Boy Said “Its Over” !:P 😀
The Pain Of Losing A Loved One Is Nothing When Compared To The Pain That Is Felt When . . . . . . . Biscuit Falls Into Tea Due To Over Dipping
What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than ‘I Hate U’ ” ” ” ” ” ” ” I Finished Studying,U Finished? Hurts A Lot. =P =D
When A Husband brings his Wife Flowers for No Reason, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __________ there’s definitely A Reason…;)) ~♥~
Boy- u Look Exactly Like My Wife : Girl- Ohhh.. What’s Your Wife’s Name? : boy- I’m Not Married Yet : Moral- Learn New Methods To Propose.. 😛
Height Of Bravery For Girls .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Moving Out Of House Without Make-Up 😀 :D..