Joke on wife and mother: The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing
Telugu Status Family Jokes: My wife’s like a Toyota; when she starts, she never stops. Went shopping with my other half earlier and she went to try some dresses on and wanted my opinion “Do I look good in this one?” She asked “Nope” “This one?” “Nope” and so I went on for half an
Why sum boys hold hands… Some boys hold their girl friends’s hand in Malls.. B’coz, if they leave her hand she’ll start shopping.. It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC..!! 😀 •
Read Must 😀 . New Teacher – Students tell your names and hobbies……?? . Boys – I’m Amit , My hobbyis watching Bubble. . . . I’m “vicky”:- My hobby is watching Bubble 😀 . . . I’m “Manish” :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I’m “Anshul” :- My hobby is also watching
Teacher: Water ka formula batao Student: H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+NaOH+ HNO3+H2SO4+HCl+CO2 Teacher: Ye kya hai? Student: Sir ye Municipality ka pani hai..! 🙂 🙂
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her She types “BRAIN” as password Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age” Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
