A 54 year old woman had a heart attack &
was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”
God said, “No, you have another 34 years 2 live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital &
have a face-lift, liposuction,
& tummy tuck.
She even changed her hair color!
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home,
she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
“You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”
(You’ll love this)
“I couldn’t recognize you!” 😀 😀