Girl: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating website,, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whats app, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through viber. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy….
Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them thru gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband…. sell him on amazon.