A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.
He asks angel: “Wht r these 4?”
Angel ansr: “These r Lie Clocks, evry person has lie clock!
Wnevr u lie on earth, clock moves.”
D man points 2wrds a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa ‘s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
The man asks: Where is Indian Politician’s clock?
Angel replies: That’s in our office… we use it as TABLE FAN!! 😛