Category: Jokes

Dad: Give me your Mobile for a Minute – Jokes on Son

Dad: Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch it on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. Son: Here it is. Dad: Thanks I Just want to see the time. Son- Daaaaad 🙁 :'(

Boy: Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?

Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?” . Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?” . Boy: “It Annoys Me.” . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.” . Girl: “Awww….. I Know!” . Boy: “Get Lost Bye.” . Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..” . Boy: “Whatever!” .

Take-off – Funny Aeroplane Jokes One Liners

One day Jonso an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners.. Volume One”.  He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.”  He did so and the airplane engine started…. He was happy and opened the

The Power of WINE & WIFE – Funny Jokes on Wife

Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech….??? It’s called’WINE’…!!! . . . . . . . . . . Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious speech into silence…??? It’s called…”WIFE” ..!!!

A woman went for fishing……. She enjoyed boating & got tired!

A woman went for fishing……. She enjoyed boating & got tired…… She sat, kept her things & started reading a book… Policeman came, said: Mam u r in “NO” fishing Zone. She said: “I am reading not fishing.” Policeman said: “But u have all equipment & u might start anytime.” Woman shouted: “I m not