Category: Jokes

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than ‘I Hate U’ ” ” ” ” ” ” ” I Finished Studying,U Finished? Hurts A Lot. =P =D

When A Husband brings his Wife Flowers for No Reason, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __________ there’s definitely A Reason…;)) ~♥~

Boy- u Look Exactly Like My Wife : Girl- Ohhh.. What’s Your Wife’s Name? : boy- I’m Not Married Yet : Moral- Learn New Methods To Propose.. 😛

Height Of Bravery For Girls .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Moving Out Of House Without Make-Up 😀 :D..

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS …….? ? ? ? ? ? IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP LIKE if you agree 😛

Dad: Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch it on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. Son: Here it is. Dad: Thanks I Just want to see the time. Son- Daaaaad 🙁 :'(

One of the best childhood memory .. . . . . . . . . .. It doesn’t matter if you sleep on a sofa, or floor, or any where . . u’ll always wake up on Bed..:-* Click LIKE if You had the SamE.. 🙂

Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?” . Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?” . Boy: “It Annoys Me.” . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.” . Girl: “Awww….. I Know!” . Boy: “Get Lost Bye.” . Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..” . Boy: “Whatever!” .

Death came to Santa and said, “My friend today is your day” Santa: “But Im not ready!”. Then death said, “Well ur name is the next on my list”. Santa: “Okay why don’t u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?” Then death said, “All right” Then Santa

First Day at College… Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & he writes on paper”i love you, do you love me ?” She replies”No” he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another girl sitting left to him… And she replies”Yes” Moral of the story is: