Dad: Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch it on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. Son: Here it is. Dad: Thanks I Just want to see the time. Son- Daaaaad 🙁 :'(
One of the best childhood memory .. . . . . . . . . .. It doesn’t matter if you sleep on a sofa, or floor, or any where . . u’ll always wake up on Bed..:-* Click LIKE if You had the SamE.. 🙂
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?” . Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?” . Boy: “It Annoys Me.” . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.” . Girl: “Awww….. I Know!” . Boy: “Get Lost Bye.” . Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..” . Boy: “Whatever!” .
Death came to Santa and said, “My friend today is your day” Santa: “But Im not ready!”. Then death said, “Well ur name is the next on my list”. Santa: “Okay why don’t u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?” Then death said, “All right” Then Santa
First Day at College… Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & he writes on paper”i love you, do you love me ?” She replies”No” he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another girl sitting left to him… And she replies”Yes” Moral of the story is:
I‟ve been put on this earth to sew and finish a certain number of things. I am so far behind now…I will never die!
One day Jonso an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners.. Volume One”. He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.” He did so and the airplane engine started…. He was happy and opened the
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, . . do it 3 times. . . Kid: ok Nurse: What do u feel now? . . . . . . . . . . Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe.
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his passout…..so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud
Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech….??? It’s called’WINE’…!!! . . . . . . . . . . Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious speech into silence…??? It’s called…”WIFE” ..!!!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one student.,. – – – – -. – – – – -. – – – He wrote: No match, due to rain!!!
A woman went for fishing……. She enjoyed boating & got tired…… She sat, kept her things & started reading a book… Policeman came, said: Mam u r in “NO” fishing Zone. She said: “I am reading not fishing.” Policeman said: “But u have all equipment & u might start anytime.” Woman shouted: “I m not