Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … also Does not exist..
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A student was asked 2 write a signboard for the traffic rules
A student was asked 2 write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus He wrote : Drive Carefully !! Don’t kill the students, . . . wait for the Teachers..!
Funny Jokes on new Generation – Facebook Jokes
Girl: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website,, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whats app, he…
Height of guessing an answer – Class Room Jokes
Height of guessing an answer…… Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student – he was cousin of ganpathi bappa morya…. Teacher – :0
Funny Courtroom Quotations | Best Jokes on Lawyers
THE VERY BEST OF COURTROOM STATEMENTS FOLKS, WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE DEPRESSED AND IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF A GOOD LAUGH BADLY HERE ARE SOME OF THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS PUT INSIDE THE COURT ROOM BY LAWYERS WHO INDEED…
Why a man should always let a woman speak first?
Why a man should always let a woman speak first? Make it a habit, You’ll never go wrong. ~ ADS ~
Man to Doctor.., Every Night my Wife goes to a Pub!
Man to Doctor.., Every Night my Wife goes to a Pub, and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her; Dr. : Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me…., . . . . . . . .…
Height of Blackmail – Jokes on Politics
A BEGGAR SITTING ON THE ROAD WITH A BOARD THAT SAYS: “GIVE ME SOME MONEY OR I’LL VOTE FOR CONGRESS AGAIN & YOU WILL SIT NEXT TO ME”! 😛
Student Self Control | Funny Class Room Jokes on Students
People Smoke And Drink For A Few Days & Get Addicted To It.. Look at us, We R Studying Since Birth. But Still We R Not Addicted To Studying That’s Called Self Control.
HUSBAND AND WIFE DURING AN ARGUMENT!
During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, “women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!” The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in front of their car. The WIFE tells her…
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?” His honest reply, “MISSING YOU!”
Boy :- Boys are intelligent than girls. Girl :- Any proof ?
Boy :- Boys are intelligent than girls. . . . . . . Girl :- Any proof ? . . . . . . Boy :- Yaa ! U always say IntelliGENTS But u never say IntelliLADIES Girl shocks BOY…
Never argue with a woman when She is..
Never argue with a woman when She’s Angry., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or when she’s Tired…or Relaxed…or Happy….or JUST NEVER
A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping.
A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping. . . . . . “Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk” 😛
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam | Jokes on Politicians
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks,”What’s going on?” men outside window- “Terrorists have kidnapped the entire corrupted…
A Girl stepped on her new phone and heard a crack !!
A Girl stepped on her new phone and heard a crack !! . . . . . Immediately She started praying God please ! It should be my leg that broke !