A woman went for fishing……. She enjoyed boating & got tired…… She sat, kept her things & started reading a book… Policeman came, said: Mam u r in “NO” fishing Zone. She said: “I am reading not fishing.” Policeman said: “But u have all equipment & u might start anytime.” Woman shouted: “I m not
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! . . You Know whose that boy? . . . . . . . . . Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
FUNNY INTERVIEW Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Father’s Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Native Place Candidate : M
Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Rahul said: “I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we’ll get some food! I have done this
A Sardar Doctor opened a clinic wrote outside the clinic: “Any treatment in Rs.100. If we can’t treat, will pay you back Rs.200.” A Pathan comes with the intent of fraud and to get 200 He says to the Doctor: “I can’t feel any taste on my tongue…” Doctor asks the Nurse to put
In a way I feel sorry for the kids of next generation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They’ll have parents Who know how to check “Last call duration”, “Sent msgs” , And “browser history” 😛
Only election jokes now – Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party —————————— Again its proved delhi is not safe for women.. see what happened to sheela dixit!! —————————— 2013 Delhi election results: BAAP : 32 AAP : 28 PAAP
Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. ! ! 1 Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? ? ? ? ? ? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. ! ! ! ! Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? ? ? ? ? ? Husband: He laughed and said
Difference between College and School . . . . . . In school if u come late, then u have 2 sit on back sit.. . . . . But in college . . . . . . . IF U R LATE, U HAVE 2 SIT ONTHE 1ST BENCH!!!
