Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, burden and troubles. Boy: But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet =))
GIrl Friend – I want to share all your worries, burden and troubles.
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This is Killer | Jokes on Husaband and Wife
This is killer.! Husband comes home early and sees wife with another guy. Wife: Why are you early? Husband: Who is he? Wife: Don’t try to change the topic.!
Two kids were lying on bed under a blanket..
2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket… . First kid : I’m a boy. And you ? Second kid : I don’t know . First kid : Wait I’ll check. He went under the blanket and said…
Group of Police Enquiring an LKG Student & The Boy Answers
Police: Where do you Live? Small Boy: with my Parents. Police: Where do your Parents Live? Boy: With me… Police: And where do you live all? Boy: Together.. Police: Where is Your Home? Boy: Beside my neighbors’ house… Police: Where…
Once Rajnikanth went For Morning Walk.
Once Rajnikanth went For . . Morning Walk… . . . . Suddenly, after 2 hours.. . . Police Arrested Him.. . Why…?? . . . . . . Bcoz.. . . . He reached America without Visa..passport… .…
Boy: Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?” . Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?” . Boy: “It Annoys Me.” . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.” . Girl: “Awww….. I Know!” .…
A Doctor and lawyer loved same girl.
A Doctor and lawyer loved same girl. lawyer started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Doctor asked: why?? lawyer : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together | Student Jokes
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a…
A signboard outside a restaurant said..
A signboard outside a restaurant said: “Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill”. A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to…
Boy: I Think You Are ABCDEFGHIJK | Funny Jokes on Women
Boy: I Think You Are ABCDEFGHIJK… Girl: What Does That Mean…? Boy: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Delightful, Elegant, Feisty, Gorgeous, Hot, Girl: What does The IJK stand for? Boy: I’m Just Kidding…!
Teacher – What is a Line? | Funny Classroom Jokes
Maths sir: – What is a ‘line’? ; ? ; ! ; ? ; ! ; ? ; ! ; A genius answered: – A line is a dot, Going for a walk..
Most common dialogue between 2 Lovers..??
Most common dialogue between 2 Lovers..?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What Else?. (Inka inka !.. ??) You have to tell!!! (Nuvve Cheppali !!) E 2word’s ki daily 50Rs…
Teacher To Sleepy Student | Class Room Jokes
Teacher To Sleepy Student : Who Invented Steam Engine ?? . . . . Studnt : ‘What’ Sir ? . . . Tcher : Yes, Its Correct! JAMES WATT! . . . . M0RAL : Sleeping Impr0ves Ur GK!
Boy : call me sweet heart!
Boy : call me sweet heart Girl : sweet heart Boy : call me honey Girl : honey Boy : call me bangaram Girl : bangaram . . . . . . . . . . . Boy : Youuuu…
Most Deadly Combination Ever! | Cool Funny Jokes
Most Deadly Combination Ever ! . . . . . . . . . . Internet Explorer + BSNL Internet + IRCTC + Female user…. 😛
Thousand harsh Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt. But..
Thousand harsh Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt . . . . … . But . . . . . . . . The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes