Jokes

I want to kiss the m0st cute person in the world.. . . . . . . . . . But my lips can’t reach to my cheekss.. So sad… 😛  

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @dinner. . . Dad : Son, where were u today during school hours ? . Son : At School. Robot slaps son! Ok,…

Wife : How much do you love me ? Akpors : I love U so much, I can’t measure. Wife : No just tell me…. Akpors : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card,…

Biggest Maths Mystery: . Thousands of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulae made, But still… . X is UNKNOWN & . XXX is WELLKNOWN

Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes. Lady: How much a day? Man: Three 6 packs. Lady: How much per 6 pack? Man: About $10.00. Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years. Lady: So one 6 pack…

1. What is height of Fashion? Ans : Dhoti with a zip . 2. What is height of Secrecy? Ans : Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Ans : Asking for a lift to house…

The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!! 😀

Sonia in Kaun Banega Crorepati . Amitabh:” Soniaji, ab aakhri saval, 5 Crore ke liye.. Who is the chief minister of Gujarat ?? Your options are… A) LALOO PRASAD.. B ) VILASRAO DESHMUKH.. C) ARJUN SINGH.. D) NARENDRA MODI.. Soniaji:”…

Open your books, keep your mobile off & start studying. . . . . . . . The above stunts are performed by highly professionals… please don’t try this at home…!

Today’s JOKE A Girls Said . . . . . . . . . . “I’m not like other girls”:P 😀

Most confusing moment in exam . . . . . . . . . When everyone is using a calculator and You don’t know why…!

One Boy loved a girl but Never proposed her. One day he decided to tell Her at 1:00am at Night..!! He type: “I L0ve Y0u” And sent it, after a few seconds He got a msg but he Decided to…