Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert.
After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.
Rahul said: “I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we’ll get some food! I have done this before too. we can easily fool them.
Modi: “No, I am a Hindu Nationalist.I won’t change my name I will stick with my name.”
They walked in.
Maulavi asked who are you?
Rahul Gandhi: “My name is Mohamed.”
Modi: “I’m Narendra Damodardas Modi.”
Maulavi: “Modiji ko pani dijiye aur khana khilayiye aur Mohamed Miya,