Telugu Funny Jokes and Quotes For Whatsapp

Joke on wife and mother:

Joke on wife and mother
Joke on wife and mother

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.

Suicide Telugu Joke:

Suicide Jokes
Suicide Jokes

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: Fuck off, you won’t bring it back!!

Mother and smart kid Telugu funny comedy:

Mother and smart kid joke
Mother and smart kid joke

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That’s no way to address an officer.
Now, let’s try that again. Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, sir!

Settire Jokes on Wife
Settire Jokes on Wife

Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
No, my child. Why do you ask?
Cause the top of your head is poking up
through your hair.

Settire on Marriage - Husband
Settire on Marriage – Husband

Teacher: Class, I need you to make a sentence using the plural form of anything.
George: I lost three teeth while eating a hard candy yesterday.
Teacher: Good! How about you, Mark?
Mark: There are red telephone beeth in England.

Dentist Jokes:

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

A: Fill me in when you get back!

Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?

A: He was already taking out a tooth!

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?

A: Looking for a root canal!

Q: What do you call a dentist in the army?

A: A drill sergeant!

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A: A molar bear!