Wife : How much do you love me ?
Akpors : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Akpors : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Akpors (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards..