A group of guys, all aged about 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were pretty. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that
*ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴇxᴀᴍs ?* *ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟs ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴠɪɢɪʟᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ 4 ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪᴛ…😳😜* ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀsᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢʀᴀᴘʜ ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ…😧 😁😁 ᴡʜᴇɴ
You don’t have to be Skinny to be Pretty, A Perfume valued by it’s Fragrance & not by the Bottle.!!! Do you Know..??? There are currently more people on Facebook, than there were on the planet 200 years ago.!!! 😉 JOKE OF THE DAY IT LOOKS ROMANTIC BUT ACTUALLY ITS ECONOMIC..!! HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL
Telugu Status Family Jokes: My wife’s like a Toyota; when she starts, she never stops. Went shopping with my other half earlier and she went to try some dresses on and wanted my opinion “Do I look good in this one?” She asked “Nope” “This one?” “Nope” and so I went on for half an
Joke on wife and mother: The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing
Whatsapp Messages for Boy/Girl Friend to Test Your Friendship or Love Do exactly what the UNLOCK DARELOCK says, please don’t be a boring person,just have fun & do it,don’t be shy!! A. Write my name in ur status saying dat u like me B.Send me your good pic c.Tell me your gf/bf’s name D.Tell me d name
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. Banta: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new Santa: Miss, Did u
By Being Yourself, you put something Wonderful in the world, that was not there before..!!! I might not be someone’s First Choice, but I am a Great Choice; I may not be Rich but I’m Unique & Valuable; I don’t pretend to be someone because I’m Good at being Me; I may not be Perfect
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” LIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of
Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, . . do it 3 times. . . Kid: ok Nurse: What do u feel now? . . . . . . . . . . Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe.
Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech….??? It’s called’WINE’…!!! . . . . . . . . . . Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious speech into silence…??? It’s called…”WIFE” ..!!!
A woman went for fishing……. She enjoyed boating & got tired…… She sat, kept her things & started reading a book… Policeman came, said: Mam u r in “NO” fishing Zone. She said: “I am reading not fishing.” Policeman said: “But u have all equipment & u might start anytime.” Woman shouted: “I m not
Once Rajnikanth was Playing cricket in the Monsoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and the Rain was cancelled due to Match