సరదాగా కాసేపు సూక్తి ముక్తావళి👇 1. ఎప్పుడు మగవాడు పగల బడి నవ్వుతాడో😆😅 …. పక్కన ఆడి పెళ్ళాం🙍 లేదని అర్ధం …. ================= 2. వ్యక్త పరచని ప్రేమ💌 అనేది పేకాట లాంటిది లైఫ్ జోకరు పడింది 🃏అని సంతోషించేలోపే పక్కోడికి డీల్ షొ పడిపోతుంది… 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 3. మనిషి, ఆశ👻 అనే పెనంమీద దోశలేస్తూ🍳 ఉంటాడు. ఒక్క దోశ మాడిందని🍪, పిండి పారేసు కుంటాడా లేక పెనం పగల గొడతాడా..? రెండూ చెయ్యడు…. పెనం
I am not sad for being single. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Rather i’m sad for the girl who is single b’coz of me.. 😛
*ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴇxᴀᴍs ?* *ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟs ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴠɪɢɪʟᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ 4 ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪᴛ…😳😜* ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀsᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢʀᴀᴘʜ ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ…😧 😁😁 ᴡʜᴇɴ
I Believes that Our Most Attracted Features are, our Behavior & Response..!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~♥~ People fall in Love by Smiling ‘At’ each other, but, People stay in Love by Laughing ‘With’ each other.!! ~♥~ Very romantic to stay with your partner. JOKE OF THE DAY KILLING SOME MALE/FEMALE MOSQUITOES! A PROSPECTIVE HUSBAND IN A BOOK
You don’t have to be Skinny to be Pretty, A Perfume valued by it’s Fragrance & not by the Bottle.!!! Do you Know..??? There are currently more people on Facebook, than there were on the planet 200 years ago.!!! 😉 JOKE OF THE DAY IT LOOKS ROMANTIC BUT ACTUALLY ITS ECONOMIC..!! HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL
New teacher joined in the school 😊 Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies …. 1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon . 2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon . 3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is
ఓసి నీ ఫేస్బుక్ పిచ్చి తగలెయ్యా.. వాకిట్లో ముగ్గుకి లైక్, కామెంట్, షేర్ ఏంటే!. Facebook addiction jokes to share in whatsapp.
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. Banta: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new Santa: Miss, Did u
One of the best childhood memory .. . . . . . . . . .. It doesn’t matter if you sleep on a sofa, or floor, or any where . . u’ll always wake up on Bed..:-* Click LIKE if You had the SamE.. 🙂
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?” . Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?” . Boy: “It Annoys Me.” . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.” . Girl: “Awww….. I Know!” . Boy: “Get Lost Bye.” . Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..” . Boy: “Whatever!” .
Death came to Santa and said, “My friend today is your day” Santa: “But Im not ready!”. Then death said, “Well ur name is the next on my list”. Santa: “Okay why don’t u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?” Then death said, “All right” Then Santa
First Day at College… Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & he writes on paper”i love you, do you love me ?” She replies”No” he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another girl sitting left to him… And she replies”Yes” Moral of the story is:
I‟ve been put on this earth to sew and finish a certain number of things. I am so far behind now…I will never die!
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery and by doubling our joys and dividing our grief.