people last night – . . *feels earthquake while sleeping* . *searches phone* . . *posts about earthquake* . . . . . *gets back to sleep*
Dear Lays Manufacturer, . . . . . . . . . . . . . U Forgot To Mention One More Thing In The List Of Ur Ingredients………Air 85%
During a test, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … also Does not exist..
A student was asked 2 write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus He wrote : Drive Carefully !! Don’t kill the students, . . . wait for the Teachers..!
Height of guessing an answer…… Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student – he was cousin of ganpathi bappa morya…. Teacher – :0
THE VERY BEST OF COURTROOM STATEMENTS FOLKS, WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE DEPRESSED AND IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF A GOOD LAUGH BADLY HERE ARE SOME OF THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS PUT INSIDE THE COURT ROOM BY LAWYERS WHO INDEED…
Why a man should always let a woman speak first? Make it a habit, You’ll never go wrong. ~ ADS ~
Man to Doctor.., Every Night my Wife goes to a Pub, and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her; Dr. : Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me…., . . . . . . . .…
A BEGGAR SITTING ON THE ROAD WITH A BOARD THAT SAYS: “GIVE ME SOME MONEY OR I’LL VOTE FOR CONGRESS AGAIN & YOU WILL SIT NEXT TO ME”! 😛
People Smoke And Drink For A Few Days & Get Addicted To It.. Look at us, We R Studying Since Birth. But Still We R Not Addicted To Studying That’s Called Self Control.
During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, “women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!” The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in front of their car. The WIFE tells her…
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?” His honest reply, “MISSING YOU!”
Boy :- Boys are intelligent than girls. . . . . . . Girl :- Any proof ? . . . . . . Boy :- Yaa ! U always say IntelliGENTS But u never say IntelliLADIES Girl shocks BOY…
Never argue with a woman when She’s Angry., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or when she’s Tired…or Relaxed…or Happy….or JUST NEVER
A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping. . . . . . “Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk” 😛